The Butt Ninja

The Butt Ninja is the first episode of the first season of Alex & Derrick series. This episode is inspired by Guards N' Retards for his idea. The transcript of this episode can be found here.

Synopsis
Alex and Derrick trying to find and punish that Butt Ninja

Plot
The episode starts in the Bob-omb Battlefield, The guard of the Chain Chomp named Alex said that they re-assigned him here. An another guard of the Chain Chomp named Derrick asks where the sexy lady they said in the commercial. Alex tells Derrick the job description was a lie. Derrick yells WHAT?! and said why did he take this lameass job that he could bangin weed and swing hippie parties and dancing naked with the president. Derrick still doing and Alex don't believe it.

Meanwhile when Aznsprite0 is playing Super Mario 64. He failed after Mario jumping into the mountain and failed. Then, he yelling like a Rage Guy. AustinDawgyDawg asks what the hell is going on. Aznsprite0 said shut up to Austin and take Austin's prune juice.

Back into Chain Chomp's gate, Alex introduced himself to you guys. Derrick said to Alex that he should take his pants off. Alex surprised. Then, Derrick said it was a joke that he introduced himself as DerricktheGayass64. Then, Alex get it. The bell is on like "Time for Teletubby". Alex surprised that the boss named Bloody190 is coming and he's get into position. Derrick asks what so scary about the boss. The Bloody190 walking when singing. Derrick shocked that the boss is here. Bloody190 appears and shoot Derrick's balls. Then, Alex running and said "lol". Bloody190 said to them to stop messing around and get to work. Alex said yes and Derrick asks to his boss how much he's doing pay for this. Bloody190 answers that he got nothing. Alex said what a butthole.

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Characters

 * Alex (main; first appearence)
 * Derrick (main; first appearence)
 * Aznsprite0 (minor; first appearence)
 * AustinDawgyDawg (minor; first apppearence)
 * Derpy the Mailman (minor; first appearence)
 * Butt Ninja (main villain; first appearence)
 * Anakmalaysia2010 (minor; first appearence)
 * DP911 (minor; first appearence)
 * Security (minor; first appearence)
 * MarioGlitchyness64 (minor; first appearence)

Trivia

 * All of the things and peoples are invisible